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Pee-wee freakin Herman is putting the suit and bow-tie back on for a limited engagement in, of course, Hollywood California. Anyone on the east coast should get tickets ASAP, then smuggle in a camera and video that bonaza for us. He is doing seventeen shows at the Music Box @ the Fonda beginning november 19th. Tickets are onsale now, one hundred bucks to anyone who can provide us with the video!
toyota is not only crushing us in the car industry they are apparently into ai as well. this is a robot...that can run. it 'stands 130cm tall and weighs 50Kgr. Its legs have 7 degrees of freedom and it can run at an average speed of 7 km/h.' the machines are coming, run for the hills.
making the transition from rock goddess to terminatress earlier this year, miss manson is now appearing as a playable character in the new guitar hero 5 that gets released in september, making yet another of our dreams come true. the programmers did a pretty damn good job of digitizing her into virtual format, she looks freakin hot. here are some stills from the game and a video of the queen talking about the process. enjoy!
SQUIDS! LIVE!
Mon. July 27, Tues. July 28
AND Mon. August 3, Tues. August 4
8pm @ THE SHERIDAN OPERA HOUSE, Telluride, CO
The Vaudeville Bar will be OPEN
Directed by - Jen Wineman
Conceived by - Sasha Cucciniello & Jen Wineman
Written in Collaboration with the cast
Featuring- Sasha Cucciniello, Layna Fisher, Teresa Koberstein, Ryan McWilliams,
Dahlia Mertens, Tom Shane & Colin Sullivan
FREE and open to the public
donations happily accepted * a hat will be passed
not suitable for children
to make a reservation please call 970.708.3934
Hamburger Apocalypse Now
by Damon Heath Sager
We all love our mothers...right? We all have those moments where we think she might be a soulless monster with no feelings and a shrill voice that could shatter glass and self-respect. Well, maybe it's just me. Let me take you to Sacred Cow Burgers and Chow, where you'll witness a depiction of absolute familial fright. Who knew a Cheeseburger in Paradise was something to fear.
Sunday, March 8th, 7pm @ the bushwick starr. part of the SITE festival.
http://www.thebushwickstarr.org/
see you there!
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ladies and gentlemen, that pilot is a fucking magician.
thank buddah everyone seems to be ok.
birds! a flock of geese even!
it seems odd that we can build/fly planes and ROCKET SHIPS, massive machines, but BIRDS can still freely take out the engines?!? come on! someone hasn't invented a 'super jet-engine bird guard' yet? where is modern aviation and science?
once again, mr. pilot you are incredible!! my dad was a pilot for many a year, and he has a flight simulator on his computer, every time i go home im somewhat forced to try to maneuver a flight. THAT SHIT IS HARD. how on earth did that man land that plane?!? i couldnt even get it off the runway let alone land it in water AND KEEPING IT FULLY INTACT.
un fucking believable - and exactly why i will not get on a plane...
photo from cybermelli
http://www.flickr.com/photos/cybermelli/3200219432/
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It's not easy being blue. What with Mushroom Mortgages folding everywhere you look and the general Shmurphin' public on the verge of putting an orange Smöerck in the village's highest seat of power...the President of Shmurph Village. And if not him then who? Shmurphette? Last we heard she'd taken to burning any book not in support of the original Blue Text of Shmurphism. As they used to say on MTV: SHMURPH THE VOTE!!! Every little blue face must be heard. Know the facts. Know the candidates. Make a difference! Shmurph election '08 maybe be our finest hour...or maybe we're all just Shmurphed.
The Gossip Factory offers Shmurph Election '08. A cartoon satire of the state of our union as we reach one the most important elections in our nation's history. Shmurph Election '08 was presented at the Annex Theatre as a part of their Hannah Barbera Play Festival and will be performed this Saturday November 8th (10pm) at The Duplex Cabaret (NYC) in conjunction with Nothing Sacred.
