smack that (naughy bit)ch up . . .
- from the jokesters at cnn. new baby nearly the same size as mom. uhhh, no she's not.
- fun fact of the day. hey kids, lets learn about poison! ricin, 'a poison
that can be made from waste left over after processing castor beans,' was found in a vial in a 'extended stay' hotel room in vegas with a
bunch of castor beans. apparently the next guest that stayed in the
room came across it while putting his things away for his extended
stay. more fun facts on ricin:
"The toxin can come in the form of a mist or pellet and can be dissolved in water or weak acid, according to the CDC. The agency also said the toxin works by getting inside the cells of a person's body and preventing the cells from making the proteins they need. As little as 500 micrograms -- an amount the size of the head of a pin -- can kill an adult. Ricin has limited medical uses -- it can be used to kill cancer cells and bone marrow transplants."
The chemical is linked to extremeists and terrorists. "On September 7, 1978 the Bulgarian dissident Georgi Markov was shot in the leg in public on Waterloo Bridge in the middle of London by a man using a weapon built into an umbrella. The weapon embedded a small pellet in Markov's leg which contained ricin. Markov died four days later." fucking awesome. who the hell wouldn't want an umbrella gun? Ricin was last used in a terrorist scare in February of 2004 in the mail room of the Dirksen Senate Office Building in Washington by Colonel Mustard. So all you bitches in vegas beware, dont drink the water, inhale anything white or touch anything dirty!
- prince harry had been serving in Afghanistan since december. now that everyone knows, he has to go back home to palace.
- jesus was just a hallucination.
- mccain won the republican nomination, hillary won texas and ohio, obama won something, and no one knows who will be the democratic nominee. so in short: nothings changed.
- a gay teen was shot to death in florida, a 14 y/o shot a kid in the back of head in class because he was gay. and yet hate crimes legislation has gotten nowhere.
- bruce willis likes pot. surprise surprise, who doesnt?
- patrick swayze had five weeks to live, and the rumor spread like wildfire over the internets, people love them their swayze. thankfully, and truthfully, hes doing well and his pancreas should be dancing dirty again in no time.
have a good weekend!
